"its a woman's world, men just sh*t in it!"
"behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes!"
"we were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 ears to listen, but why only 1 heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for us to find"
these things are really a quick way of saying "I'm trying too hard to be funny, come across as a far better person than I probably am, yet you've all done the same, so it's ok I can get away with it too!"
im a music student, staying in the Matropolis of Killie, near Glasgow in Scotland! I'm out to all and sundry (though the parentals have yet to discover the fact that my ex + I wont be getting back together to make baby Andrew's as they expected! oh how I love to disappoint them?! lol) I have an amazing gf who I'm crazy about + dont get to see nearly enough though!
any q's? drop me a msg + I'l get back to you! 